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Wildhair Creatures of Legends and Lore
Wildhair Creatures of Legends and Lore
Wildhair Creatures of Legends and Lore
Wildhair Creatures of Legends and Lore
Wildhair Creatures of Legends and Lore
Wildhair Creatures of Legends and Lore
Wildhair Creatures of Legends and Lore
Wildhair Creatures of Legends and Lore
Wildhair Creatures of Legends and Lore
Wildhair Creatures of Legends and Lore
Wildhair Creatures of Legends and Lore

Wildhair Creatures of Legends and Lore

$13.99
  • SKU: STL-WHC-SQUATCH
Choose from Sasquatch, Yeti, Chupacabra, Cthulhu, Jersey Devil, along with Rosie and Trump & the RocketMan.
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Wildhair Creatures of Legends and Lore

They are all about 5" tall including the hair. Made out of vinyl with synthetic hair. Recommended for children over 4 years old.
Sasquatch:

SASQUATCH:
TYPE: Hairy Humanoid (Relict Population of Gigantopithecus)
HEIGHT: 6-12 ft
RANGE: Most Common in Pacific Northwest
FIRST ACCOUNT: 986 AD by Leif Ericson (as Skellring)
THREAT TO HUMANS: Minimal (Just Don’t Mess with One or Its Fam)
LIKES: Beef Jerky; Playing Hide and Seek
DISLIKES: Male Pattern Baldness; Documentary Filmmakers; Grooming

YETI:
TYPE: Hairy Humanoid/Snowape (Relict Population of Gigantopithecus)
HEIGHT: 8-10 ft
RANGE: Himalayan Glaciers
FIRST ACCOUNT: Pre-Buddhist Folklore
THREAT TO HUMANS: Moderate (Yeti is Pretty Chill, but Its Environment is Too Cold and Dangerous for Most People)
LIKES: Snowcones; Sherpas; Cold
DISLIKES: Global Warming; Toothaches

EL CHUPACABRA:
TYPE: Reptilian/Canid Vampire
HEIGHT: 4-5 ft Tall
RANGE: American Southwest and Latin America
FIRST ACCOUNT: March 1995, Eight Drained Sheep in Puerto Rico
THREAT TO HUMANS: Minimal (Unless You are a Goat)
LIKES: Late Night Snacking on Your Cat
DISLIKES: Shotguns; Broomsticks; Flea Collars; Border Security

JERSEY DEVIL:
TYPE: Wyvern-like Demon
HEIGHT: 5 ft Tall, 7 ft Wingspan (Approximate Size of a Sandhill Crane)
RANGE: Pine Barrens of South Jersey
FIRST ACCOUNT: One Dark and Stormy Night Way Back in 1735
THREAT TO HUMANS: High (Never Enter the Pine Barrens Alone)
LIKES: Ice Hockey; The Boss; Pork Roll
DISLIKES: Mom; Birthdays; Jughandles

CHULHU:
TYPE: Great Old One (Cosmic Deity)
HEIGHT: Hundreds of Meters Tall
RANGE: Imprisoned in the Sunken City of R’lyeh Deep Beneath the South Pacific
FIRST ACCOUNT: Call of Cthulhu Short Story by H.P. Lovecraft (from Weird Tales - June 1926)
THREAT TO HUMANS: Sleeping Cthulhu Emanates Constant Anxiety for All Mankind; Awakened Cthulhu is Very Bad News
LIKES: Untold Power; Dominion Over Earth
DISLIKES: Calamari; Pesky Cult Groupies

LITTLE ROSIE:
Equal pay and equal rights!
We keep fighting for what is right!
My name is Li’l Rosie and tough as nails I am.
When an honest day’s work is needed, I’m as good as any man!
I’m reliable, I’m smart, and I won’t give up the fight.
What all us “Li’l Rosies” want are equal pay and equal rights!
"We Can Do It!” Keep moving forward towards equality for all.
Add Li’l Rosie to your Wild Hair collection of inspiration.

TRUMP AND THE ROCKETMAN:
The Match of the Millennium - the most devastating and somewhat distasteful battle of wits and nuclear name-calling the world has ever witnessed. Marvel as two of the most polarizing, provocative, and powerful pugilists on the planet square off to determine who has the biggest, most baddest button.

EXPECT DELIVERY DELAYS: Even though we pay more for shipping - they are still short-handed due to covid, weather, and other reasons.
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